New ‘O Shot’ Makes Women Instantly Want To Have Sex

It was a good run, tequila shots. There’s a new moist maker in town and it’s called the “O Shot” and it was originally only for faces. Now it’s being used on sagging wizard sleeves.

Most people, when if they’ve heard about them at all, first heard of so-called “vampire injections” when Kim Kardashian publicized the procedure. It involves drawing blood from the patient, separating out the cells richest in growth factors, and injecting them back into the desired area. Kim had it done to rejuvenate her face, but writing for Mirror, Lynne Hyland directed the procedure further south into her clitoris and vagina in what physicians refer to as the “O shot.”

Though a bit painful, the results were both immediate and phenomenal. “Down there,” she reported looking fuller (with a slightly larger clitoris size) and brighter than she had in years (her lover said she had the “prettiest vagina” he’d ever seen). More importantly, sex (both solo and with a partner) was unlike anything she’d experienced since she was more confident and sexually healthy, before meeting her inattentive ex-husband. Of course, as a boon to both her and the man she’s with now, her desire to have sex at all was reignited to an extreme degree.

Unlike the female Viagra, this shot seems to have limited side effects. Unfortunately, it doesn’t last very long and it’s pretty expense at $1,500 a pop. Maybe the tequila shot options isn’t dead after all.

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