WHO'S EXCITED? According to the Federal Reserve, America's new C-note is slated to drop into circulation on October 8th (get fucking pumped!!). The front of the bill, which features the always enthusiastic-looking Ben Franklin flashing a "I should be dead by now" smile, remains pretty standard -- save for a blue ink line going down the center (that we're told is a 3-D security strip) and a gold-colored stamp that looks to be a spittoon. While the back now boasts a big, gold, Monopoly Money-esque "100" on one side. If you are looking to wet your beak in the counterfeiting game, here are all new fun saftey features the new hundo has.