You’ll Never Look At Elmo The Same Way After You See What He Looks Like With All His Fur Ripped Off

Today is Friday, July 31st 2015 and there is absolutely nothing going on. Literally. Go read the news and all you’ll find is stuff about Cecil the Lion and Donald Trump, aka two topics I really have no interest whatsoever in writing about. The fact that I’ve chosen to instead show you what a “Tickle Me Elmo” toy looks like after all its fur has been ripped off really says something about my priorities in life: toys > international outrage > Donald Trump’s joke of a presidential campaign. Most people would go re-evaluate what they consider important in life. But me? Nah. Here’s Elmo, the new curb-stompin’ terminator villain in all of your nightmares from this point onwards:

[Header image via YouTube screenshot]