Well…it might say his girlfriend’s name, if her name is “Windows 7.” Yes, Windows 7, like the operating system that came out in 2009.
That’s what the Chinese translation of the tattoo above says and the poor bastard who’s neck it lives on could have lived the rest of his life in ignorant bliss if it weren’t for his buddy ruining it for him…
Per The Sun:
The unfortunate mistake was spotted by tattoo artist, Doc Price, who told the Plymouth Herald: “This chap I knew had his girlfriend’s name tattooed on the back of his neck, or rather, what he thought was his girlfriend’s name.
“But my girlfriend, who is from Thailand, wasn’t so sure.
“So we took him to see a friend of ours who is Chinese and we asked her, ‘what does this say here?’
“She looked at it and said, ‘why have you got a tattoo of Windows 7 on your neck?'”
“We couldn’t stop laughing. I think it was probably a case of one of these holiday tattoo places making a quick buck out of the tourists.”
In related and totally random news, today is Windows 95’s 20th birthday. One more year until it can legally get so stupidly drunk that it accidentally gets a Chinese tattoo that says “Steve Jobs” on its neck.
If it had a neck.
It doesn’t.
Because it’s an operating system. DUH.
[H/T The Sun]