Lincoln police have a great anecdote to tell around police station thanks to a 21-year-old criminal mastermind who was pulled over for suspicion of driving under the influence.
Cops noticed a small soul cream container on the passenger seat labeled “not weed.”
You’re not going to believe this, but there was, in fact, 11.4 grams of weed inside.
The unlucky driver was cited for possession and presumably given a strong lecture about stepping up his game if he ever wants to be a criminal genius.
To be fair, the cops likely would have searched a dank-smelling sour cream container labeled “weed” as well.
Also, I’d snap the handcuffs on a dude eating sour cream with his hands as he drove on principle alone. That’s just disgusting.
[H/T: Journal Star]