South Park
Crab people look like crab and talk like people. They also live in the center of the Earth, having been forced down there by humans long ago.
But where did they come from? Did crabs slowly, over millennia, develop vocal chords and a desire to take over the Earth?
Or are they from Mars?
A picture the Mars Rover recently took points to the latter.
NASA
Here, I’ve zoomed in on what looks to be a fossilized crab people.
NASA
Yea that is a long since dead crab people or turtle people or a rock.
[H/T io9]