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The List of Names Your Girlfriend Doesn’t Want to Be Called Is Here

By 08.31.12

Either way, I wouldn't use any of these but I don't see any harm in keeping them handy for when you're looking to passive aggressively burn your girlfriend's ass. “Can you fetch me a beer, puppy?” “You deserve a crown, princess” (cums a line across her forehead).

Also, what the hell is “Treacle”? I've never heard that word in my life, and I've heard a lot of words. At least hundreds of them. 

[H/T Daily Mail]

J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.
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