“Anyone named Jack will swindle you and cheat on you.”
“Jacob is stupid.”
“I feel like Liams are business guys…”
“Adams are like, ‘I finger-banged someone in the bathroom and didn’t wash my hands.’”
“I also could never say ‘Bob’ and be serious about it.”
Hopefully everyone reading this is named Liam, or at least a name that isn’t an automatic “red flag.”