Everyone's had this nightmare, right? Standing completely naked in a crowed place, yet, despite all the people you still feel so cold and alone. I've been naked in at least 38% of my life's dreams, it probably means that I should visit Hedonism or something, but every time I wake up I always think, "thank god it was a dream," because for it to actually happen like this must be TERRIFYING. And I'll tell you what, if this is me (for the record it wouldn't be, who is dumb enough to trust a hotel door like that?), I work up a nice thick half-chub on my way to the lobby to get people talking. Can't go down there with anything less than your best hang.