Any news story that begins "police were able to lure a nekked man" is usually pretty good. No exception here.  The 45-year-old man gave no indication as to why he decided to let it all hang out atop a radio tower in downtown Los Angeles.

Once up there, though, he refused to come down. Police, being the savvy, comfortable-around-nekked-dudes professionals that they are, were able to bribe the man down using McDonalds' all-beef patties.

This event could easily be made into the worst screenplay in recorded history, if anyone has time on their hands.