I. Don’t. Even. Know. Anymore.
According to the NY Daily News:
A crazed Dallas man stripped off his clothes and dove through the sunroof of a woman’s moving car, where he punched and clawed at her before police stopped him.
The harrowing attack took place in the neighborhood of Oak Cliff on Friday evening and was caught on camera by a man in a nearby apartment, local WFAA-TV reported
The victim, who was not identified, told local WFAA-TV she felt helpless as the nude thug pummeled and choked her.
“He jumped in my car and he started attacking me,” she said. “He started choking me, pulling my hair, pulling my eyes and I couldn’t do anything.”
Pro Tip, lady: When in doubt, make every effort to obliterate your assailant’s genitalia.
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