Cowboy Strips Down To Just His Hat And Boots, Takes Naked Walk On Snowy Highway In Detroit

The American Heritage Dictionary defines ‘cowboy’ as several things, one of them being ‘an adventurous hero’, and this cowboy strolling butt-naked down the I-75 Highway in Detroit is just that, an adventurous hero.

Because if you’re going to drop-trow and walk around in public, what better place is there to prove your adventurous spirit than a busy highway during a blizzard? Detroit’s Metro Times posted this video from Youtuber Francis Gojcaj which shows a probably sober and sane cowboy trucking along I-75 in Detroit, wearing nothing but boots and his hat.

When I first came across this clip and saw mention of I-75 I thought for sure the naked cowboy had to be from Florida, but as it turns out Michigan is trying to give Florida a run for its money on the ‘WTF’ competition.

The Metro Times’ Alaina McConnell reports:

Youtuber Francis Gojcaj posted this video to the social sharing site yesterday after he spotted a naked man walking down I-75 near Auburn Hills, clad only in a cowboy hat.

First of all, can we just say, brr. This guy must have been freezing.

Second, it’s not clear from the video what, exactly, the guy was doing out there. Nevertheless, police catch up with him toward the end of the clip.

I’d just like to take a moment to speculate what substances this naked cowboy could have been on in order to bring his temperature up to a level where he thought walking naked in a snowstorm was a good idea, AND what brought his mind to that special place where he thought a busy highway was the perfect place for a walk…

I’m thinking some mixture of LSD/Muschrooms AND Meth, or Molly + Meth + LSD…something made him hot to the point where he wanted to free his junk, but then something likely twisted his mind into thinking it was all a good idea….I’m curious though, what guesses do you bros have as to what mixture of things he was on? Answers down below in the comments.

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