Grown Men Who Are Into ‘My Little Pony’ Will Now Have This Sex Doll To Pleasure Themselves With

I’m not even going to pretend that I understand why grown men — AKA “Bronies” — are into My Little Pony but by-fucking-God, they are. At first I thought these dudes were trolling the rest of us with a fake affinity for a show aimed at little girls, but they’re not. Their zest is genuine. Weird as shit, but genuine.

China wants to capitalize on that genuine affinity. They are betting that these grown men who love My Little Pony, are also the same kind of guys who fuck sex dolls. So China is manufacturing the “‘Dash Doll” which is a My Little Pony sex doll that cater directly to these dudes.

I know what you’re thinking right now. “How many of these things could they possibly sell?” Well, friends, a fuckload more than your brain probably initially thought. According to Horse News (yes, that’s a real thing), “one of these could be yours for as low as $99 a piece if you order in bulk, the factory is prepared to churn out as many as 3500 ponies a month if you need them to.”

If you’ll kindly excuse me, I now need to go and figure out how to volunteer to become the first human to live on Mars.

[H/T Unilad]