Life
by J. Camm on June 30, 2014

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“Because, friends, this is America,” writes Danielle, the owner of the Instagram account My Life With Bradley Cooper. “So why not?” That’s what I say, Danny, why the fuck not?

I mean, you’ve got a camera, you’ve got a life, and you’ve got a sensational cardboard cutout of Bradley Cooper. It’s only right to do what feels natural.

According to USA Today:

“The fact is, while most of us don’t actually live our lives with movie stars, many of us wish we did. … This is the land of the free and the brave, where all things can happen. Especially if you make them happen,” she writes. “Who am I to buck the system? If I want a life with Bradley Cooper, well, then…I’ll just make one up.”

Cooper himself, she notes, has nothing to do with this (and is, at this point, seemingly unaware). The project “is simply one woman’s quest to crack herself up.”

For more of this nonsense, go to My Life With Bradley Cooper

 

J. Camm

About J. Camm...

J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.