Things got downright gross last May when Harvey Westmoreland (above) got into a fight with James Hill and Troy Holt over the price of a riding mower. Punches started flying and Hill and Holt drew knives. Now Westermoreland is waiting for justice to be served.

"Troy offered to buy it from me for 250 dollars. I paid 20 bucks for it. he thaaaaaaught i was trying to cheat him. Before I know it, there were knives, guns. Everything just went haywire. He cut my beard... and forced me to eat it."

 

What a dick! Glad he was able to grow it back. But, seriously, could this guy be any more of a cliche? Also, why the hell was this the "Big Story" on Lexington, Kentucky's WLEX NBC 18? Is there really nothing else interesting going on down there? The most white trash local news story/hick soap opera you'll see today after the jump.