by Rebecca Martinson on July 17, 2014

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It comes to me with no surprise that this is taking place in some backwoods hick forest on a shit-caked motorcycle that looks like it was made in 1945. The kid himself probably dropped out of middle school, thinking to himself “I durn’t need no skewlin’, I gots’da MOTO-SWANG inven-shun cummin’ soon an’ I’mma be reech an’ fayymuss.” Well child, you are indeed one of those two things, but I’m not sure you’re Internet “famous” for the reasons you were looking for.

Rebecca Martinson

About Rebecca Martinson...

Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.