When it comes to charity, I've always lived by the motto "I'd rather donate my money than my time or my blood or anything else other than used clothes." Kind of a long motto, but whatever. I feel that way primarily because being social and not drunk for an extended period of hours with people I don't really know is not my idea of fun. Nor is having my blood sucked from my body by a nurse who misses my vein and then blames it on me because they "roll." No, you just suck at your job, shithead. But this! This looks like a charitable endeavor that could get me to break me of my stubborn ways. That is, if it wasn't weird and creepy as fuck. It's for as good of a cause as any, though.