Mr. Happy Crack has clearly never been with a turned-on woman.
All is not lost, Mr. Happy Crack.
Awesome phukin' sign, Bro
Are there crazy discounts during Hanukkah? I'm confused. Oh…I get it!
This is just like when I tell girls to “Milk me,” only completely different.
Suck it, vegans!
I think what they're trying to say is Minnesota is a dump…but I don't want to speculate.
Do we have to buy you dinner first? If so, total deal breaker.
Four more years! Four more years! Four more years? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
They always have to bring up our unimpressive endowment, don't they?
Love absurd billboards? You can head on over to Wodka to create your own!