Billboards are everywhere. Before smartphones, headrest TVs, nose-picking, and other racy "road games," they were the only thing that kept you occupied during long car rides with your family. Anyway, Wodka's Build Your Own Billboard campaign got us thinking about other crazy billboards so here are ten of the most outrageous billboards we've ever seen. 

Mr. Happy Crack has clearly never been with a turned-on woman.

All is not lost, Mr. Happy Crack.

Awesome phukin' sign, Bro

Are there crazy discounts during Hanukkah? I'm confused. Oh...I get it! 

This is just like when I tell girls to "Milk me," only completely different. 

Suck it, vegans!

I think what they're trying to say is Minnesota is a dump...but I don't want to speculate.

Do we have to buy you dinner first? If so, total deal breaker. 

Four more years! Four more years! Four more years? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

They always have to bring up our unimpressive endowment, don't they? 

Love absurd billboards? You can head on over to Wodka to create your own!