Spoiler alert: She SHITS! But that’s not all. Oh, no. She doesn’t just shit, she also leaves the sprawling load on the floor in the middle of the aisle. She front wipes, too. Who fucking front wipes their asshole? That has to be the most inefficient way of wiping and, in my opinion, her more egregious offense during this whole situation. Take and leave a shit on the floor — I can live with that — but don’t wipe your asshole monster, you freak.