In today's Sound Off, we ask the question: What is the most insane and/or disgusting thing you have ever eaten while intoxicated? This idea came to me last night while my roommate was so f*ckin' bombed that the genius made himself an egg-white omelet and he stuffed it with blackberry preserves, cashews, and a roasted pepper medley that has been in our fridge since we moved in... in 2008. When I asked him, "Joe, what the f*ck are you eating?", he didn't even justify his concoction or the repulsive contents therein. All he said was, "Dude. We're out of cheese."
I looked at him for a moment, worked out the pros and cons of euthanasia, recalculated it for accuracy, determined that I needed his rent money, and then I went to bed. We all do some profoundly dumb and disgusting shit when we are drunk and while we usually keep our eating to McDonald's, Taco Bell, pizza, cheese steaks, a well-seasoned muff, or pretty much any other fast food, sometimes we get the inventive idea to concoct some really vile shit. So I ask you again: What is the most insane and/or disgusting thing you have ever eaten while intoxicated? Speaking of absurd food combinations, has anyone eaten the Dunkin' Donuts Waffle Sando? Sound Off in the comments. I beg you.