Spend enough time on Tinder and at some point you’re going to see something that’ll make you cock your head in confusion. We’ve exhaustively documented the most ‘WTF’ Tinder pickup lines here on BroBible, but never before have we seen something like this.
Though these two had previously matched up, this virtual stranger just comes straight out of the dugout swinging for the fences. She jumps right into it with a ‘YOOOOO, lemme get dat sperm dog! It’s not for me! I swear!’ Or something along those lines. You’ll have to read through to believe it yourself:
SPOILER ALERT: This wasn’t my own Tinder conversation (I came across it over HERE on Reddit). So I can’t vouch for the validity of this conversation, but I can say that if someone were to try and fake this conversation in some sort of ‘Fake Tinder Conversation Generator’ it would be a pretty damn weird thing to try and fake. So chances are this bizarre request was in fact real.
The THIRST IS REAL with this one, yet I feel someone skeezy for calling her thirsty because she appears to be doing all of this from a very earnest place. My question is after yesterday when I wrote up this magnificent account of the world’s largest sperm bank, why can’t they just go to a bank for a donor? How is it that they think Tinder is the ideal place to find a donor? In what reality did this seem like a better idea than going to the world’s largest sperm bank across the street from the University of Central Florida, which actually screens donors, and picking out a genuinely good match?
I guess ‘grats to her for at least trying? And I’m a little shocked he didn’t consider the proposition harder. He could have at least bargained for the same (if not more) compensation that he’d get at a sperm bank, right?