Believe it or not, Mitt Romney is a real boy; he's made of real human parts, real human skin, and real human emotions. O.K., maybe not that last one, but today we have further evidence to prove that Mittens is not a robot. The Boston Globe has obtained a copy of his high school report card. It's classic Mitt. The card includes his grades, which we're not bad or good, and comments by his teachers that could easily be mistaken for comments made today regarding the Mittster. Some of my favorites include, "He is a more responsible citizen this year," "He's not as industrious or responsible as he should be," and let's not forget his uncanny ability to be "lulled into a false sense of knowledge."

So wait a minute. Was he, or was he not, adequately responsible? My vote hangs on this answer.