On Monday, when everyone else was putting out content about Miley Cyrus and her twerking, I was resistant to join in. I wondered if we should really give her the attention she was so clearly seeking. I wondered if we, as a society, could be smarter, could be more intelligent.
Now? Well, now I’ve said fuck that. Cyrus’ performance with Robin Thicke at the VMAs was the nadir of Western Civilization. And what better way to celebrate this seminal moment than with a Lego version of the sexiest point?
God bless the human race. We are amazing. Don’t ever tell us how high we can fly.