Mile High Club Couple Cheered By Entire Flight After Pilot Gives Them Daps Over Intercom

This is glorious on so many levels.

First off, I’ve previously conceded to the fact that the ‘Mile High Club’ consists of one dude jerking off in the bathroom. No one I have ever known has fucked in the bathroom of an airplane, and to be honest, it’s hard enough for me to take a piss in those tight quarters. With just me and my penis, there’s almost not enough room for the both of us.

**To my friend Pat–I’m not discounting you getting a handjob from a stranger sitting next to you during an overnight flight. That’s fucking impressive, and I still owe you a beer. 

But this is next level shit.

According to the Mirror UK, a couple horny passengers on a Norwegian Airlines flight to Stockholm decided to earn their membership into the Mile High Club by slapping skins in the airplane bathroom. Skin slapping makes noise, which echoed through the cabin.

Upon hearing sex noise, the pilot decided to get on the intercom and give the couple their due credit by airing them out to the entire flight.

A passenger relayed the pilot’s message:

“We’d like to send our best wishes of happy reproduction to the couple that ventured into the bathroom earlier on.”

The whole flight reportedly burst into laughter and cheers bellowed throughout the cabin.

A woman traveler describes the scene:

“People around the plane started cheering and laughing and there was a lot of gossiping about who it could have been.”

Bros, fill me in. Do you or anyone you know have their Mile High Club Badge of Courage? Let us know in the comments.

Otherwise, it will continue to be a fantasy of mine.

Uh, ya.

P.S. If you and your girl have the desire to fuck on the open skies but the only thing holding you back are the logistical hurdles, allow Jimmy Tatro to show you how to successfully pull it off.

[h/t Mirror]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.