Hey, BroBible readers: Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays! A sincere thank you to everyone for making this an absolutely fantastic year. Now the time has come for us to check out and toast some egg nog with our feet up by the yule. But before we go, here's a few links from our friends. Just a quick programming note: Things will be pretty quite around here the next few days as we'll be decking the halls and carving our holiday H.A.M. Next week we'll have some year-in-review content and a few time-killers for those unforunate souls chained to their cubicles without any more vacation time. If it makes you feel any better, yes, we think your boss is a dick too. So be safe, have fun, and enjoy your family and friends.

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• 20 Sexy Stockings Hung with Care. [Maxim]
• 20 Reality Hotties Who Should Shack Up With An Athlete. [Bleacher Report]
• 40 Lingerie Photos of your Enjoyment. [The Chive]
• The 4 Christmas Articles You'll See On The Internet. [Cracked]
• Santa Claus Crushes Beer Bongs & Beer Pong. [COED Magazine]
• Chionoandrophobic is a Fear of Snowmen. [Cosby Sweaters]
• What Really Is the Most Wonderful Time of the Year? [Mental Floss]
• PICTURED: Candice likes Christmas. [Popoholic]
• Sports Reporters We Want to See More of in 2012. [Bleacher Report]
• Linsey Vonn Is Not Opposed To Dating Tim Tebow. [Busted Coverage]
• VIDEOS: Candice, Alessandra, Doutzen, Kelly, Joan, Emily, Dree, and Emily wish you a very merry Christmas. [Guyism]
• The Ultimate Wakeboard Girls Gallery. [BNQT]
• Christmas Gift Org Charts, Through Life. [College Humor]
• The Seven Best Steven Spielberg Movies. [Unreality]
• Megan Fox Does Armani of the Day. [Tease]
• Reflections from the Company Christmas Party... [TFM]
• A Four-Word Review of War Horse. [Film Drunk]
• A Holiday News Report from the Horrifying Future. [Cracked]
• ‘Parks & Recreation’ Characters Get The Saturday Morning Cartoon Treatment. [Next Round]
• Monta Ellis and 10 Athletes Caught Sexting. [Bleacher Report]
• Bar Refaeli Is A Natural Beauty. [Hollywood Tuna]
• 25 Gifts That May Have Been Wrapped by the Blind. [Holy Taco]
• Kate Beckinsale Photo Shoot of the Day. [Tease]
• Victoria Secret Model Mash Up. [TC Mag]
• 9 dumb celebrity weight-loss secrets just in time for Jan. 1. [TruTV]
• Deer gets rescued from frozen lake for Christmas (Video). [The Chive]
• Jennifer Morrison: It's always a good Time to check out Jennifer! [Maxim]
• Sports Hotties Who Have Jumped the Shark. [Bleacher Report]
• How to Make a Prime Rib For Christmas Dinner. [Holy Taco]
• 10 of the greatest movie sidekicks of all-time. [Guyism]
• Types of Fraternity Alumni, Vol. 1. [TFM]
• On “A Christmas Story,” Its Lessons For Hip-Hop & Biggie Smalls. [Smoking Section]
• Drink In These 30 Christmas Trees Made of Beer Cans and Bottles. [COED Magazine]
• The 20 Hottest Photos of Meagan Good. [Heavy]
• The Prometheus trailer is finally here. [Film Drunk]
• If You Forget Your Password To Louis C.K.’s Website, You’ll Get A Special Treat From Him In Your Inbox. [Uproxx]
• Reality show star Leilani Dowding loves a good bikini, even in the winter. [Tease]
• Christmas about 100 years ago… some things never change. (30 photos). [The Chive]