These Men Who’ve Stuck Their Dicks Through Bottoms Of Popcorn Buckets During Dates Are My New Heroes

The title says it all, folks. Have you ever stuck your dick through the bottom of a bucket of popcorn while on a date in the hopes that you’d get a friendly movie theater handjob? No? Well clearly you’re missing out, because not one of these stories, not one, ends in “She started screaming and ran out of the theater to only be immediately hit by a car upon sprinting into the parking lot.” Really, what more can you ask for in a date?

In all seriousness though…I wasn’t kidding when I said these men are my heroes. It takes balls of butter-flavored steel to pull a move like this, and for that these men have my respect.

[H/T Reddit]