Meet The Married Couple Who Are So Fat They’ve Literally Never Had Sex

Lin Yue and Deng Yang, both 30, are a Chinese couple who have never had sex due to the fact that their combined weight is approximately 882 pounds. I’m not going to paint a picture for you because that would be…inappropriate, but if it’s not obvious to you why Lin Yue and Deng Yang haven’t consummated their marriage yet I’ll just say that if you hide your kitty underneath a giant mound of immovable jell-o, the kitty is probably going to die or, at the very least, never be seen again. According to NY Post the two have been married for the past 5 years and are currently looking to undergo weight-loss surgery so that they can have kids:

A Chinese couple too fat to consummate their union has decided to undergo his and hers weight-loss surgery so they can have kids together.

Lin Yue and Deng Yang tip the scales at a combined weight of nearly 882 pounds, according to Central European News.

…But after China’s heaviest person — a 538-pound woman who goes by the nickname Qian Qian — announced she was going to have gastric bypass surgery earlier this month, the couple decided they should, too.

They’d always hoped to have a family, and see gastric bypass surgery as their chance to realize their dreams of parenthood.(via)

The two reportedly travelled to Changchun to begin their fitness plan in order to prepare for the surgery.

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[H/T NY Post]