McDonald’s Has Launched a ‘Big Mac’ Clothing Line And I Just Became A Vegetarian

In the wake of Burger King releasing a Whopper-scented fragrance that reeks of sadness, McDonald’s Sweden is launching a Big Mac clothing and lifestyle line that is actually happening here on Earth.

The line will consist of clothing, wallpaper, bedsheets, rain boots, and even a dog jacket, all peppered with photos of the chain’s most popular sandwich.

The collection launched Tuesday at the “McWalk” (you’ve got to be kidding me) fashion show in Stockholm, Sweden and was inspired after the success of Big Mac thermal underwear that was made part of the sponsorship of the Swedish Alpine and Cross Country Ski Team.

For all those going through some kind of quarter-life crisis, you can purchase the items on McDonald Sweden’s online shop.

And while you’re at it, pick me up a Big Mac handkerchief  so I can cry for you.

Fuck, I’m sold.

Via Complex

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