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by David Covucci on May 11, 2014

mcdonalds-fries

You know the old expression, “Don’t mess with perfection?” Well, McDonald’s does not believe that adage, as they are about to gussy up the best thing on their menu.

In two spots in America, the fast food behemoth is selling seasoning packets with its fries. Sprinkle, shake, enjoy

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The sprinkle packets, which come in Zesty Ranch, Garlic Parmesan, and Spicy Buffalo, are being tested in St. Louis and Northern California. They are called Shakin’ Flavor Fries because humans have apparently devolved to the point where we won’t consume food unless it sounds exciting.

[H/T Gawker; Images via @RareBleuSkittle]

David Covucci

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