This Guy Squeezed The Tit Of A McDonald’s Employee And Said He’d ‘Show Her A Good Time,’ Then He Got His Comeuppance

 

This is Michael Jenkins from Philadelphia, PA, and try as you might, but you won’t find a more cocksure motherfucker on earth than him.

Jenkins was arrested yesterday morning for grabbing a McDonald’s employee’s breast and then telling her he’d comeback to “show her a good time.” Apparently Jenkins thought the unsolicited groping was not good enough of a time.

Via Philly.com

A man treated a fast-food worker’s breast like a piece of meat at a McDonald’s drive-thru early this morning and when he was captured at a nearby bar he shamelessly admitted to his lewd act, claiming that he was “a ladies’ man,” according to police.

Officers found the super-sized greaseball at the bar and asked him if he had recently assaulted a drive-thru worker.

“He says ‘Yeah, I’m a ladies’ man and that girl over there wants me,'” according to Chitwood.

The victim was then brought to the bar, where she identified Jenkins.

“That’s how much she wanted him,” Chitwood said. “She got him locked up.”

His confidence is unrivaled, I’ll give him that. I won’t give him anything else, but that, I’ll give him. Any guy who basically told police officers, “I’m a ladies man, my dick is a vagina roving renegade, and that burger-hawking bitch in the drive-thru wants a piece of my shit” deserves to at least be recognized for his all-pro hubris.