Mad respect for this man's business acumen. Michael DeClue, the owner of Virginia's Orange County Master Bait Shop, obviously mastered his Marketing 101 class. Some old fuddyduddies on town council are offended by a bait shop with a not-so-subtle innuendo of pleasuring oneself, but the mayor is damn happy he's doing business in town. The Master Bait Shop: Home of the self-actualized American Dream and "the fattest world in town."

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