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Massachusetts Mall Santa Charged With Groping Woman Playing an Elf

By / 11.26.13

A man who played Santa Claus at a Massachusetts mall has been barred from the shopping center after he was charged with groping an 18-year-old woman playing an elf.

The woman told police the fake Santa made several suggestive comments and pinched her buttocks. To be fair, she was dressed as an irresistible elf.

The 62-year-old man, who has an authentic bushy white beard, pleaded not guilty and was released on $1,000 bail. Understandably, he won’t be able to play Santa while his case is pending.

The real Santa lives at the North Pole with Mrs. Claus and enjoys a healthy and consensual sex life. 

[H/T: Associated Press]

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