Ever wonder what goes behind the scenes of those mysterious, columnated Masonic temples? Wild, Eyes Wide Shut-esque orgies, obviously. OBVIOUSLY.
At 2:19 a.m. last Sunday, police officers responded to a call about a fight at the Battle Creek, Michigan masonic temple. When the cops arrived on the scene, they didn't find a fight. OH NO.
Sources told us the first officer to walk inside, was shocked to find a couple performing a lewd sex act, along with drugs, multiple nude women and men videotaping it all behind these closed doors.
[The Temple] said Freemasons don't go on camera, but told Newshchannel 3 they did not know about the multiple arrests that were made.
Five women were found dancing onstage by the cops—who literally work right across the street. A spokesman for the Masons said that a different group had paid $900 to host a "dance party" at the temple that night, but this is uncomfirmed: The drug-fuelled orgy could have been a group of Masons getting down.
In which case: ALL our suspicions are true. Secret societies are totally all about the orgies.
[H/T: The Atlantic Wire]