Life
by J. Camm on February 18, 2013

So I’m in the Marines and I was planning on coming home for leave. As was my custom I hit up Facebook to see if I could get some strange while I was back. Never failed, I would always find a girl, someone who knew me back when I was shy and innocent in high school. I find this girl I used to know back when I was doing a college prep course (we'll call her Rachel), we start to talk and I start flirting, before you know it I was confirming that we would indeed fuck when I got back.

Somewhere along the way we start talking about threesomes, she mentions that she has a friend that would be down to try it, I'm like “fuck yeah, let’s do this.” After our conversation, I just kind of chalked the threesome stuff up to bullshit talk, but I've got guaranteed gash so I'm good.

So I get back home and I hit Rachel up. We meet at the bar and she has her friend with her. I’m thinking, this shit is going down and I get confirmation when Rachel tells the bartender that we were going to have a threesome, I'm stoked.

After the bar, we head over to the other chick's fuck buddies house, the dude is trying to get it in the entire time, finally the girl tells the dude flat out “I am not going to have sex with you.”

After a while we get ready to leave his house, while Rachel is in the house grabbing her purse the other chick grabs my head and starts making out with me. We get back to Rachel’s house and the two girls start going at it. I’m butt naked watching two girls finger bang thinking I'm the luckiest motherfucker in this town. I join in and fucked both of them, the other chick gets her rocks off and deuces out like a champ and I finish off Rachel.

The next day was my birthday, my brother hooked me up with this girl his wife knew, and we ended up hooking up that night. I racked up three girls, two at the same time, in 24 hours.

Should be fuckin' protocol that any Military Bro home on leave gets this kind welcome party.

It's April 2010 and my sophomore year of college. At the time, I was still a virgin and incredibly horny (like all virgins are). I decided that jerkin' it to “ass shake” videos on youtube just wasn't going to cut it anymore; I needed to get laid.

Thankfully, I knew a hot little latina freshman who was having problems with her boyfriend. So, I start taking the nice guy approach to getting in her pants. You know what I'm talking about; the late night phone conversations offering her support after she and her boyfriend would fight, etc. One night she wants to go on a walk with me, and I happily agree. Well, once we got away from the dorms, she basically jumps me and starts grinding on me until my gym shorts have turned into tent city.

I take her back to my room, lock the door, and I rock her world for a solid 30 seconds (don't worry, round two lasted for a solid 45 minutes).

Well, two days later my roommate leaves town and I've got the room to myself again. I call her up and invite her over (we've already banged 3 more times before this). She is at my door within seconds. I let her in, we climb up in my bunk and start a crazy bang-sesh. This time, I prepared by jerking off before hand so that I'd last longer…

Anyways, missionary was getting boring, so she rolls on top and starts riding me like the fuckin' Federales are after her. As I briefly mentioned a moment ago, we're on my bunk–which is only a foot and half away from the ceiling.

As she starts to orgasm, she whips her head back and CRACK! Smashes her skull against the ceiling. She collapses onto me, nearly crying and grabbing the back of her head. I'm trying to comfort her while also holding back my laughter.

She says she doesn't want to do it anymore, but I tell her it'd be a bitch move to blue ball me like this, so we agree to wrap it up doggy-style (since I'm a gentleman and wanted to make sure she could rest her head on the pillow). Well, I start pounding away and the feel an eruption coming. As I pull out to blow my load on her ass, I also crack my head against the ceiling. Head throbbing, I rub out the last of my load before nearly passing out next to her.

Since our heads were killing us, we immediately went to see a doctor and it turned out we both got concussions. But I still fucked her again that night so that she wouldn't fall asleep because the doctor said we weren't suppose to.

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