by Brandon Wenerd on May 1, 2014



Every teenager has whined about where they live at least once in their life: “This place suckkkkkksssssss I can’t wait to get out of here!!!!!” It’s a fact of life, though, that you come to appreciate where you grew up the older you get, even if you’ve transplanted somewhere else. Gallup conducted a fascinating survey about whether or not residents of a certain state want to get the hell out of there. SPOILER ALERT: Ain’t no one leaving Texas, Oregon, and Maine. Also, turns out people want to get the hell out of the Northeast states that are cold, full of assholes who don’t know how to drive, and heavily taxed. Go figure…

Personally, I suggest you NYC hipsters complaining about high rent all move to Austin, Portland, or anywhere in Colorado so there’s room for the rest of us that actually like it here.

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Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: