by J. Camm on June 25, 2014

Someone brought a six-inch steak knife to a fist fight that took place outside of a McDonald’s in Queens yesterday, and this 50-year-old guy’s back took a good four-inches of it. Then, without pulling it out of his back — because he didn’t want to bleed the fuck out — he grabbed his phone and calmly called his loved ones to tell them he might die, as some people around him lost their shit BECAUSE BLOOD WAS CASCADING DOWN HIS BACK.

The man was taken to Jamaica Hospital for treatment. He remains in serious condition, but his injuries are said to be non-life threatening.

Here’s the video of it.

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J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.