Holy smokes. Here is your WTF?!, Nature You Scary, Nightmare Fuel story of the day.
How does one react to this realization? Seriously. I think all my bowels would simultaneously void causing the monster to become aroused and murder me on the spot. Clearly that's now how tough-guy-party-of-one, Guy Whitall, handled the situation, but I'm damn certain that's how my pussy ass would have reacted. I'd be dead in a pile of my own piss, vomit, and shit. A fitting end to a life horribly lived, if ya ask me.