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by Ted Williams Head on March 1, 2012

From the New York Post:

A Brazilian scammer was busted after he tried open a bank account with a fake ID bearing a mug shot of Jack Nicholson — even though the crook looks absolutely nothing the 74-year-old Oscar winner, authorities said. Ricardo Sergio Freire de Barros, 41, was nabbed in the city of Recife, Brazil, Tuesday when a banker recognized the “Joker’’ on the ID card. The alleged con man told bank officials he wanted to open a corporate account and submitted bogus statement showing his “company’’ had an income of more than $1 million a year.

Come on bro, do you know how famous Jack Nicholson is? He's been making movies since 1958. He was in “Batman” and “One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.” Ricardo, you look nothing like Jack Nicholson. If I was you, I would have gone with a Latino actor that had the same tan skin tone and hair. I think you could have gotten away with it if you used the great actor Luis Guzman.