by J. Camm on September 14, 2012

According to the Daily Mail:

A 20-year-old Pennsylvania man, found naked and bleeding profusely, is facing assault charges after allegedly gnawing on the head of a woman during a zombie-like attack akin to the 'Miami Cannibal' who was shot and killed in May.

State police used a stun gun on Richard Cimino Jr. early Friday after two women reported he was 'screaming like an animal' and 'began to gnaw' on one of their heads.

According to state police, Cimino acted delusional and confrontational and lunged at one trooper before another one shot him with a stun gun.

He first tried to break into a house, but the resident awoke and chased him away.

Cimino then fled to an empty house in the next block, shedding his underwear along the way. He jumped out of a second-floor window of the unoccupied house and then approached the two women walking on the street.

Cimino allegedly tackled one of the women to the ground, and she said she became covered in his blood after he 'began to gnaw' at her head 'while screaming like an animal'.

I don't even know what to say at this point. The world is burning? If you can't beat 'em, join 'em? If it were me I'd have tried to gnaw on her pussy? I DON'T KNOW!  And I'm not even against drugs (destroy yourself as you see fit) but maybe people need to stop doing drugs that get them so f*cked up they want to eat a human face.

J. Camm

About J. Camm...

J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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