His lip looks how I think my lip feels when its incredibly chapped and I violently sneeze and split the fucking thing. His, of course, is on a much, MUCH worse level. Looks so painful that you’d have to take a few weeks off from eating blazing hot buffalo wings. Which is the real sin in all of this.
According to the photo on Imgur.
Found this on a mutual friend’s Facebook. Evidently this guy decided to take a selfie after he was attacked by a bear.
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