How the hell could 61-year-old, Michael “Mickey” Leroy Webster (yes, that's his given name) actually pay for adult entertainment, you ask? I have no idea, I can't even fathom living in that world. Paying money to jerk-off. That's laughable. Not to mention, nonsensical, illogical, despicable, and un-American. For Christ's sakes, Mickey, there are kids starving in Africa. (Yeah, I played that card) So if you're going to pay money for your loads, the least you could do is f*cking eat them. 

According to the Duluth News Tribune:

A Solon Springs town supervisor accused of stealing more than $130,000 from his employer and using much of it to pay for online adult entertainmentography and adult websites has made an initial appearance in Douglas County Circuit Court.

Michael “Mickey” Leroy Webster, 61, faces felony charges of theft in a business setting and identity theft for financial gain. He was released on a $20,000 signature bond with the condition he have no contact with Great Lakes Pipe Service Inc., the business he’s accused of stealing money from.

“It did come as a shock to me,” said David Sigfrids, owner of the business. The men had been friends for 30 years and were fellow employees of the city of Superior. Sigfrids started Great Lakes Pipe Service Inc. in 2000, and Webster became an employee. The business cleans and inspects sewer pipes, including video inspections.

According to the criminal complaint:

Webster was an employee and vice president/secretary of Great Lakes Pipe Service Inc. Financial problems were discovered in January when Sigfrids received a letter from the Wisconsin Department of Revenue stating $3,000 in taxes were due, and he went to Webster’s desk. A bank statement at the desk showed checks and payments that had been made without approval from the board of directors.

The next day, Sigfrids received a statement in the mail from a local credit union, although Great Lakes Pipe Service Inc. had never done banking there. He learned Webster had opened an account there in 2007 without authorization, the complaint said.

A review of the business’ financial transactions from Jan. 1, 2007, to Jan. 31, 2011, showed about $192,000 in unauthorized payments, including $40,000 funneled through the bogus account, according to the complaint.

Superior Police Detective Michael Jaszczak interviewed Webster. Jaszczak said Webster admitted he would deposit checks written to the business into the unauthorized account and either withdraw money or transfer it to his personal account.

According to the complaint, Webster told Jaszczak that more than $12,000 in direct payments to credit card companies was most likely for his Internet sex habit and online adult entertainmentography, as was much of what was funneled through the unauthorized bank account. During three months in 2010, when he was supposed to be taking a pay cut, he paid himself another check to make up for it, he said.

Even after taking into account items on the list of transactions that Webster claimed were either all or a percentage of legitimate business expenses, the missing money totaled between $132,000 and $137,000, the complaint said. Webster was amazed at the amount being over $130,000.

Sigfrids said the business originally had a bookkeeper, but Webster took over those duties in about 2007, first doing quarterly reports, then taxes and audits.

Webster’s next court appearance is scheduled for Nov. 16. If convicted, he faces a combined maximum sentence of 16 years and up to $35,000 in fines.

I'm sorry but 16 years isn't nearly enough. They need to cook this f*cking idiot. Strap him in, give the plumber he f*cked over a bag of Twizzlers, flip God's switch of justice, and enjoy he aroma of burnt idiot-skin. Because anyone dumb enough to squander $130,000 on adult entertainmentography -- as opposed to actual hookers -- doesn't even deserve to breath the same air as rapists and murderers. Not that they deserve to breathe air either, but you get the point. 

@JCammBB