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Man Stabbed When Contest Over Who Can Have Most Sex Gets Weird

By / 05.08.12

Calvin Bernard Hill, 54, was arrested on a felony battery charge following an altercation in the back of a PT Cruiser being driven by a female acquaintance of the duo. According to a Greenwood City Police Department report, Hill stabbed the 41-year-old victim in the ribs after they left a party.

Interviewed at the hospital, the victim–whose name was redacted from the police report–said that “he and Mr. Hill got into a verbal altercation about who can have the most sex.” A “tussling match” ensued and he ended up being stabbed, recalled the victim, who was initially found bleeding profusely by a cop identified as “Captain Morgan.”

It’s amazing that the victim here passed on the rare opportunity to adopt the Captain Stabbin’ moniker. Now that’s worth getting knifed over.

[H/T: The Smoking Gun]


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