Man Packs Fiancé In Suitcase At Airport After She Breaks Up With Him, And Who Said Chivalry Was Dead?

Wang Li’s girlfriend told him that she wanted to end their relationship, so Li did what any of us psychotic sociopaths would do: tie her up and throw her in his suitcase before boarding a flight home.

He was stopped by authorities when other passengers at Xi’an Xianyang International Airport noticed that his suitcase was moving.

Wang Li’s explains:

“What I did, I did from love. I thought if only I could get her away from her family who have never liked me I might stand a chance to let her see that I loved her.”

You see a disturbing story about a jilted lover, I see a feel good tale of man stopping at nothing to get what he loves. Classic case of Love being Love. I’m surprised Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore haven’t adapted this story into a movie script yet. Cue the Morgan Freeman voice:

“This Summer. What happens when just one carry-on bag is not big enough to hold this couple’s love? Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore star in: SUITCASED.”

There’s not enough weed in the world to get me to see that movie. And the eight sequels that follow.

Unless they incorporate the below real-life footage of Wang Li rolling out his fiancé in a suitcase. That will be the only time I laugh the entire movie.

[H/T LADbible]

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