This is Jack. This is Jack’s iPhone 6. This is Jack’s inability to establish proper life priorities. But this is Jack’s smile, knowing he’s the first dude in Perth, nay, in all of Australia, to own the shiny new toy.
This is Jack showing his new phone to a television reporter. These are Jack’s butterfingers.
This is Jack’s panic. This is Jack’s big moment turning into a viral moment of irony. This is Jack performing important inventory, questioning his life choices.
And this is Jack’s relief. This is Jack’s Twitter post telling the concerned world all is well.
IPhone is all good to those asking! No damage. Survived the first Apple drop test!!!! pic.twitter.com/KtO4J16QnY
— Jack (@triggywiggy) September 19, 2014
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This has been Jack’s story.
[H/T: Metro]