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Bro Stripped Naked and Started Doing Weird Shit On Top of His Tesla in the Middle of Traffic Yesterday

By / 04.24.14

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McConaughey, is that you?

Yesterday, a man (not named Matthew McConaughey) caused traffic on the PCH to come to a halt around 3pm when he exited his red Tesla from its sunroof, stripped himself of his clothes and began flailing his arms passionately in no one’s genera direction, because, presumably, it made him feel ALIVE.

Capt. Scott of Pacific Palisades Fire Station 69 told the Palisadian-Post that the man had a possible “meltdown or psychiatric episode or was on a controlled substance.” OR, a cocktail of all three!

Janice Min, from the Hollywood Reporter, tweeted out this photo.

There is also a video attached to this story, but it involves some shots of his dick so I’m not posting that here. However, if you’d like to see the video our friends at Digg have it up.

 
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