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By / 05.02.14

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Look, Mario. I believe that your pet mountain lion won’t try to tear me to shreds and shit, but when I come over for your Cinco de Mayo party, pay no attention to the assault rifle I’m carrying. It’s Traditional Mexican garb and merely part of my costume. Got to keep it authentic.

Honestly, this might be the best way to never have house guests. It’s fucking brilliant. No one probably ever asks why Mario isn’t hosting the party. I yearn for that kind of lack of expectations.

[Image via Mario Infanti's Facebook]

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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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