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Man Interrupts His Own Masturbation to Play With Remote-Controlled Helicopter During Home Invasion

By / 04.29.13

According to Action News Jac:

Authorities arrested Jason Vickery, 23, on burglary and larceny charges.  Deputies say he broke into a home on Atlantic View in St. Augustine.

Vickery told police he got into the home through an unlocked door.  He told investigators he went upstairs to masturbate in the bathroom when he found a remote control helicopter.  Vickery said he found some batteries and started playing with the helicopter.  He also ate a salad that he brought with him, according to detectives.

Vickery told deputies he then went back to the bathroom to masturbate when he heard voices outside.  He ran outside where a deputy, with his gun drawn, was waiting for him.

Police confiscated a bag full of marijuana, other drug paraphernalia, a wig, a towel and a pouch of chewing tobacco.

Did this all happen after he fell bored while sitting on his own couch and asking himself, “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Only possible explanation.


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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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