A Saudi Arabian man was admitted to the hospital with a Stiletto (I think that’s a high heel) lodged in his dome piece. The doctors admitted that they’ve never seen such a thing before, and I can’t imagine there’s a “Heel In Head” chapter in medical textbooks.
Local media reports indicate that the incident took place in the wake of a dispute between the man and his wife, which led her to whack him in the head with the heel of her shoe.
This is why I’m going to stay as far away from marriage as possible. At one point in the distant past, this couple was standing at the alter gazing into each others eyes as friends and family looked on in utter adoration. They said their loving vows under the pretense that they will skip into the sunset hand-in-hand forever and ever THEN BOOM! A fucking heel to the skull. Like how did it progress to that point? At least when I break up with my future girlfriends I can use the excuse that “yaaaa trying not to get your shoe lodged in my cranium. We can still be friends though! As long as you wear flats.”
[H/T Tribune]