Mafia Boss Sentenced To 14 Years Behind Bars Is Released Months In Because He’s ‘Allergic To Jail’

And who said the justice system was broken??

Life Hack: All you need to do to jail break after a life of crime is just sneeze, sniffle and look sad.

Because that’s legit what 44-year-old senior mob boss Giulio Lampada did. Lampada managed all he affairs for the Condello clan, a mob that was notably responsible for trafficking cocaine from Columbia to Italy and whose patriarch, Pasquale Condello, is currently serving four life sentences for murder, mafia association, extortion, money laundering, and drug trafficking.

After being sentenced to 14 years in a Milan prison for mob associations and then trying to bribe two judges in order to get information on the investigation against him, Lampada spent seven months in prison before being released on grounds he was incompatible behind bars.

One of the judges, Judge Giancarlo Giusti, accepted Lampada’s bribe and was arrested as well. According to Daily Mail, prosecutors described Giusti as being “obsessed with sex.” Lampada bribed him with prostitutes, holidays and hotels. For a little off-the-record info, seems like a win-win. Unless you’re caught and get arrested, of course.

In the seven months Lampada was in jail, he refused to eat anything other than fruits and snacks, thus losing 22 pounds. According to reports, a life of crime caused him to develop an aversion to law enforcement, and he refused to leave his cell, even needed help using the bathroom.

After being visited by dozens of doctors, he was finally deemed ‘incompatible’ and ‘allergic’ not only to jail, but with a transfer to a psych ward.

A judge in Milan has green-lighted the decision to put him under house arrest, sending him back to the comforts of his home and the company of his wife and three daughters, so he can recover.

Tip to anyone in the Milan area:

[H/T Daily Mail]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.